Days after the death of my wife, I called the auto insurance company to remove her from the policy.

Without hesitation, the agent informed me that my rates would now go up, since I was reverting back to the “single male driver” category.

“Clickity click. Click. Click. Clickety click. Thank you sir, we have now deleted her. Is there anything else I can do for you today?”

Why yes, there is. You can take a sensitivity training class.